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Whippin Tees– Let's give the Liberals a Whippin!

'There's nothing like a bit of BDSM when it comes to keeping those Coalition rascals in line - so put on your pointiest boots, unleash the cat o' nine tails, and tell them to bend over...it's whippin' time.
sizes S M L
$25 + $4 postage

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Whippin Short Sleeve T For The Lady Voter
sizes S M L
$25 + $4 postage
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Whippin Singlet For The Gentleman Voter
sizes S M L
$25 + $4 postage
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Whippin Singlet For The Lady Voter
sizes S M L
$25 + $4 postage
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Inked-Up ALP Hoodie black with white print.

Throw your weight behind Kevin and Julia with this sure-fit Sailor Jerry-style wink to their general awesomeness.  Labor never had it so sweet…

sizes S M L
$35 + $6 postage

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‘Vote Liberal? My Arse!’

undies – Now in new hotsy-totsy leopard print.  Wear your political heart on your backside. And let your most intimate friends know you’d rather stab yourself in the eye with a fork than vote for the Liberal Party.
size ranges 8 - 16
$20.00 + $3.50 postage

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'LEFT-WING TEMPORARY TATTS'

You don't have to over-commit to all things political, you know - though if you get your hooks into one of these foxy temporary tatts you can wear your predilections on your sleeve, literally...

More designs TBA.  Roll up your shirtsleeves and practice your truckin' sneer as you tell the world you're hot for the Left.

$5.00 p/h


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'LEFT-WING TEMPORARY TATTS'

You don't have to over-commit to all things political, you know - though if you get your hooks into one of these foxy temporary tatts you can wear your predilections on your sleeve, literally...

More designs TBA.  Roll up your shirtsleeves and practice your truckin' sneer as you tell the world you're hot for the Left.

$5.00 p/h


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'I LOVE JULIA TEMPORARY TATTS'

You don't have to over-commit to all things political, you know - though if you get your hooks into one of these foxy temporary tatts you can wear your predilections on your sleeve, literally...

$5.00 p/h


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'LEFT-WING TEMPORARY TATTS'

You don't have to over-commit to all things political, you know - though if you get your hooks into one of these foxy temporary tatts you can wear your predilections on your sleeve, literally...

More designs TBA.  Roll up your shirtsleeves and practice your truckin' sneer as you tell the world you're hot for the Left.

$5.00 p/h


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'SORRY' TRUCKIN CAP

A good yee-ha way of apologising profusely for the Australian government’s atrocious handling of Indigenous affairs. You’ll be
sun smart too.

$20.00 plus $5.00 p/h specify colour and style

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE , ONLY PINK LEFT.


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'SORRY' TRUCKIN CAP

‘Sorry’ truckin’ cap – in black/white, or black/red.
A good yee-ha way of apologising profusely for the Australian government’s atrocious handling of Indigenous affairs. You’ll be sun smart too.

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE, NO RED/WHITE AVAILABLE.

$20.00 plus $5.00 p/h specify colour and style


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'LATHAM 'PULL NO PUNCHES' BOXING BOXERS'

Remember when he carried our hopes on his muscular shoulders?  The guy was practically Stallone.  Pity about the result and all, but for a time there some of us truly believed his swingin’ temper could crush the Coalition.
Limited ‘vintage’ range, get ‘em and tell your grandkids you once witnessed sexy politics.

Sizes - S M L XL $23.00 plus $3.50 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE


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'LATHAM' GIRLS BOY LEG UNDIES

Sizes - 8 - 14-

$20.00 plus $3.50 p/h
LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE


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'JOHN HOWARD LIES' - BLACK T shirt.

Bold, simple, and cooler than fuck, our fuzzy letter-esque tees are the shit you must have during the all-important election campaign. Because if there's anything the electorate needs reminding about, it's that Our Leader is - at best - loose with the truth. Black and white ONLY.

Size - SM, M, L, XL - $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE


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'HOWARD'S ARMY' - Cammo tee.

ARMY TEES - $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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'FUCK THE PUBLIC' ROCK TEES -

Because if anything's rock n roll, it's politics.

Be the envy of all around as you slyly flash a reminder of the Coalition's many untruths via foxy rock tour dates. Which is very now. Do you love it?

ROCK LADIES TEES - $28.00 plus $4.00 p/h
sizes - 8 - 14

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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FUCK THE PUBLIC BOYS ROCK TEES -

$28.00 plus $4.00 p/h
sizes - S M L XL XXL

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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GIRLS ROCK SINGLETS

- $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h
sizes 8,10,12,14

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

BOYS ROCK SINGLETS - $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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BOYS ROCK SINGLETS

- $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h
sizes 8,10,12,14

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

BOYS ROCK SINGLETS - $22.00 plus $4.00 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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'Polidicks'Vote Liberal? My ARSE! Boys Jocks –


Like the ones for the ladies except more butch and able to contain bulges. Give the fellers a crack at a left-wing crack.

sizes S, M, L, XL

$20.00 plus $3.50 p/h LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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Joan 'Jett' Kirner 'Spot On, Joan' handbags-

Celebrate one of Australia's greats in a feast of spots. Now with added lipstick/keys pocket.... so no more awkward rummaging on the frontline!

$44.00 plus $6.00 p/h

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE


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‘Sorry’ truckin’ cap

in red only.
A good yee-ha way of apologising profusely for the Australian government’s atrocious handling of Indigenous affairs. You’ll be sun smart too.

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE ..NO BLACK!

$20.00 plus $5.00 p/h


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‘Vote Liberal? My Arse!’

undies – wear your
political heart on your backside. And let your
most intimate friends know you’d rather stab
yourself in the eye with a fork than vote for
the Liberal Party. Knickers in other colours mostly black.size

$17.00 + $3.50 postage

LIMITED STOCK AVAILABLE

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and queries :
Email: polichicksaustralia@gmail.com

 

 

 

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